Thursday, December 23, 2010

CTDF PIX

Finally got the pix of the Cape Town Diwali Festival - An incredible experience..... Felt as if I was playing the CAMEL PYRAMID OF LIGHT from back in the day!!!

Here they are.....
Just to fill you in..... the organisers had arranged for me to be chauffeured in a Bentley from the airport and my accommodation was at a new 7 Star hotel in the mother city.... "*sigh* the hard-knock life of a DJ"

Thanks to Kuben and the rest of the CTDF organising team....

Peace...

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Medical Aid Madness :(

The cost of medical cover in this country is truly outrageous. Its a lot worse when you do not have the benefit of an employer making a contribution to your premium.

Just when you think you are covered - you discover that your cover is limited and that certain benefits and/ or treatments are not covered... or worse still you have used up your 'savings' for something or the other... and when you suddenly really need it - all that cover gets you more ill just because of the exorbitant cost from the medical aid!!!

If you do not have medical cover - and go without it for some time (years) - you run the risk of a "late joiner penalty" if you are over 35 years old and with some medical insurance providers your choice of cover is determined by how much you earn... WTF!!! Shove your cover exactly in that part of your anatomy which you have covered... I have been on a med aid scheme for some time now, however I am switching companies and until you Discover how sick you actually are to practice business like this - you will not be getting any of my hard earned cash!!!!

There... I feel better already!!!

We are at that time of the week when we need to reflect and try to make heads/ tails and limbs of whats been going on!!!!

I could swear that the station/ studio I broadcast from has somehow transported itself to some malaria infested swamp which is swarming with mosquitoes - ready to take over the broadcasting system... Okay so maybe it's me - if you and I are sitting out in the garden on a summer evening (anywhere in Durban) the mozzies will almost always bite me - just my luck/ chemical imbalance - but I mean this is in an air-conditioned broadcasting studio and these blood sucking Stronza (Italian swear word) are actually breeding here... Yes- I did bring it to the attention of the existing ministry... I suspect that their heads are so far... that they would not know it even if a mozzie bit them on their @$$

Sounds pretty much like a itching and moaning - and yes I did mean to say 'itching' cause of the mosquitoes - session to get the festive season kick started.... Would you expect anything else?

Facebook is all about Shrien Diwani and there are some sods (some of who should be rather neutral on the matter as they bring us the news) make claims that he did it... Then there are the mails doing the rounds about how cheap it is to murder an Indian lady in SA? What rubbish!!! Whether that may be or not- its up to the courts to decide and hopefully the truth shall prevail... Its one of the most talked about stories at the moment... A word of caution thought - Having Faith in the Law does not also mean hainvg faith in Justice....

Oprah Winfrey says she is no lesbian and Gayle King "is the mother I never had. She is the sister everybody would want. She is the friend that everybody deserves. I don't know a better person,” - Oh Oprah - stop breaking the hearts of millions of lesbians the world over and continue having it your OWN way... (OWN is going to be her new cable TV Network)

The festive season is upon us and the market/ media reports indicate that South Africa made nearly 4 billion rand during the Soccer World Cup... Consumer spending is reportedly up... Just in time for you to blow your bonus and 13Th cheque...

Have fun - safe driving over the festive season... spend some time with family and loved ones...

Gooi a lekker braai and enjoy the summer...

Peace...

Monday, November 29, 2010

Bass Fishing Boya

Boya is one of the listeners on the show.....
He recently went bass fishing..... sent us this pix.....
Well done boy..... I mean Boya!!!!





Thursday, November 25, 2010

150 Years later

Thanks to Sunita Patel - I received this mail and thought I would share it with you.... The transcript is as per the mail....

SAIndians3

A hundred and fifty years ago, our ancestors came by ship to work as indentured labourers on the land ruled by the British. Today, that very land has come to be their very own. What we witness today, is the coming together of South African Indians to celebrate as well as to digest the fact that we have our very own “India” in the heart of Africa. Yes, India exists in South Africa. Why would anyone say that? Well, firstly South Africa has the largest Indian population outside of India and that’s just not hearsay; it’s statistically proven.

Traditions and customs have been passed down from our ancestors through a long line of generations for the past hundred and fifty years. We can only rejoice at our cultural heritage being preserved in such a special way. Our forefathers had toiled hard for future generations to know what it is to pray and to attend the temple or mosque prayers. We know what temples and prayer places look like only because they have made it such; that we do not forget the rich traditions and culture that we have. We can only be in awe of how obedient our children are; what excitement festivals like `Eid and Diwali bring the kind of cultural outfits worn over the years because of the legacy of our forefathers. The very language and traditions that bind us into such cultural associations and affiliations; we should embrace and be proud of. The generation of today is thus charged with the onerous duty of continuing the work that our ancestors and leaders have started. We need to pay tribute to our forefathers for their immense sacrifice and effort in preserving the Indian culture and traditions embedded in the soil of South Africa.

We should come together and celebrate the fact that we have a heritage; that we have culture and that we have roots that still connect us to India to this very day. There are always times to celebrate different events in our lives; but how delightful indeed to be alive in 2010 - the year which celebrates 150 years since the arrival of Indians in South Africa. So let us come together; let us be proud of what we have and who we are. For in a land of diverse cultures, there is one that has come from a land that considers heaven to be at the feet of every mother, and wisdom to be the trait of every father.

Indians in South Africa, this is your time to shine. Rejoice not only in a momentous hundred and fifty years on this beautiful land, but also in the sheer ‘sweat and blood’ that was the result of the hard work of our forefathers in honoring and preserving Indian culture. That sheer ‘sweat and blood’ is what has resulted in you being not only Indian, but South African as well. The celebrations have begun and in what way is the average Indian celebrating their South African Indian heritage? A start would be by coming together, celebrating, and most importantly, appreciating the sacrifices made by our forefathers, so that we may enjoy a more prosperous life. Here’s to cherishing a hundred and fifty years of dedication to Indian culture and origin.

SAIndians2

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Time Flies...

It's interesting how we often use the phrase, "Time just flew by" -
the hour still did take 60 minutes to go by and the minute still took 60 seconds to go by -
Yet, it caught us by surprise...

Well 2010 has been like that for many of us - As a new parent, there is never enough hours in the day to spend with the new bundle of joy, bundle of cries, bundle of diapers and feeds and all things that come with receiving your order after nine months...

One tiny smile from her however... and the world is already a better place - even in South Africa!!!

Its certainly TIME for us to get more interactive and get things done right on the show and make it more fabulous for you... So visit the blog often and we will certainly do our best to spruce things up and make available some free stuff, from Ring tone downloads to flat-screen televisions - Tune into my radio show and bookmark this blog...

TIME for THE WEEKLY ROUND UP - just as we used to do it in the past...

Flood warnings have been issued in the landlocked City of Gold - the recent battering of rain in Gauteng has left many with wet socks... While it certainly is a sad affair for those who live along the Jukskei River- I do not hear the Dept of Housing, or the Human Settlements minister taking action to alleviate their plight.

JujuFriday - I mean really now... But that is apparently what tomorrow will be called according to the tweets on Twitter...
The ANCYL said it would lay a complaint of fraud against Twitter users purporting to be Julius Malema, and warned that if site administrators did not act swiftly to muzzle them it would move to have Twitter shut down.
One has to really wonder when the members of the ANCYL - will actually make the headlines for having done something productive to uplift our society and country...
No need to put your hand up to answer, Who puts the TWIT in Twitter, yet again...

So if its going to be a thermatic approach, here's my proposal:

Mandela Monday
Trevor Tuesday
Winnie Wednesday
Phusa ... I mean Zuma Thursday
Juju Friday
Sexwale Saturday
Parliament is closed on Sundays.....

While bombs go off in Pakistan and hundreds loose their lives, their national team is all set to play spin doctors against the Proteas in the upcoming test tomorrow... One has to wonder how much of doctoring goes on in the match with the bookies holding the stethoscope to the pitch?

A quotation by St. Augustine himself:
"Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your neighbour."
This is something which was certainly not considered by the Netcare group at the St. Augustines Hospital in Durban. Cabinet welcomed the court decision to impose fines against Netcare KwaZulu-Natal for the unlawful surgeries whereby human kidneys were illegally acquired and transplanted.
Well, now we know where those kidneys went to when you think of that 'urban legend' - after waking up in a bath tub filled with ice and having an excruciating pain on your lower back...

So watch your back, lower, don't be a twit/ twat/ twit-ever and check back on this blog real soon...

Peace

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Its been a while...

Well well... its been a while...

She is so amazing! People say she looks like me but I think she looks like her mom - I would want that anyways... Aarna Ramdhin was born on 30th August 2010 and my baby daughter has taken precedence in my life...

So hence you can understand my absence from my weekly write-ups!

As things begin to settle (as if they ever will from hereon) I will be here more frequently...

Oh by the way - she is already pretty demanding and has insisted that I do not use her picture anywhere without her express permission...

I think she gets that from her mom....

Peace

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Weekly Round Up - 19 August 2010

<--- Eish Maaaan! The true reason why some 'pubic' servants want more money!!!!????!!!!

No I have not been on any strike action - people often mistake my employment with the SABC equals me being a public servant - the difference is I work more than a public servant and earn less even before govt gives the unions their increases...

Hospitals being blockaded and teachers being shot at- Welcome back to the real South Africa. A month and a few days after the World Cup closing ceremony we are now back to what we call NORMAL! Okay- without arguing the merits of the strike action lets get a little mathematical -

If a worker earns R6500 per month the 6.5% offer gives them R227.50 more as apposed to the 8.6% demand that would give them R559.00 extra per month....the gap R136.50. Add the gap in the housing allowance increase (R620.00 = 24%)vs demand (R1000.00 = 100%) of R380.00 and you have a monthly difference of R516.50. So if the R6500.00 per month earner strikes for 1 week they stand to loose R 1625.00........therefore for every week they strike, they absorb 3.15 months of increased earnings. Am I correct so far?

The total increase based on a R6500.00 per moth salary, plus a R500.00 per month housing allowance currently being received would be R542.50. That is a 7.75% - now this is far above the current inflation which was around 4.6%!!!

When last did YOU get an increase of this nature?

So the striking workers can be fired according to our prez JZ. What utter hogwash - the wheels which turn his highly profitable business called South Africa will be fired? Get real! If they stop working who will work to feed the mouths of his wives and children? Oh maybe the billion rand deal his son Duduzane has is enough and the prez can see himself out of office at the end of his term?

This blog does not belong to IOL or the Mail & Guardian or any other established media house- so will the media tribunal shut it down? Hell Yes... for the brutal honesty we share here, we need not wait for govt to pass legislature! However, until such time- we will continue to view our country in the unusual demented truthful way we do...

Media Tribunal to gag reporting akin to Apartheid - well its nothing new in the new SA seeing as though the BEE policy has been for the sole benefit of one race!

Fiona Coyne finally became the Weakest Link when she was found dead in her home by her domestic or was it dead in her car? Well there were all sorts of media reports - a suspected suicide or otherwise, police at keeping mum about the details surrounding her death. To her family, condolences - to her victims on the show... she was nothing like that in person!

From parliament talking about the growing number of poor white South Africans to the SAHRC asking govt to put the interests of the country first- it seems like its been an all negative week all round! Such a pity when the focus this month should have been on women!
And there was pain in Spain as well -At least 30 people were injured when the bull scaled the perimeter fence and tore through the crowd in Tafalla, in the state of Navarra, sending spectators fleeing for their lives.

From bulls to bull headed govt officials and unionists - its time for somebody to bully the system, hit the restart button and let the kid get back to school!!!

Peace

Thursday, July 29, 2010

29 July Weekly Roundup


BEWARE - TIGER ON THE LOOSE/ PROWL

With its heritage shared with the big cat family, the tiger is far from being regarded as the King of the Jungle - but in this week, South Africans found that the tiger may very well be Boss of the Road!!! The tiger may not share the prominence of the lion, panther or leopard in movies but the aura and mystery surrounding this beautiful creature has long enthralled us humans!

Well that was only until a certain South African politician became known as the Bengal Tiger took away the mystique... While a tiger cannot loose its stripes - this tiger has lost his hair. And while this tiger will always provide you with a plate of breyani after his political rally, this was not the case with Panjo- the tiger which went on the loose earlier this week...

Its a case of a goose owning a tiger- Goosey Fernandes, owner of Panjo was ecstatic when his pet was found on Wednesday night! And we thought that only the likes of Michael Jackson could own such exotic pets...

Meanwhile - Mnet sent out a camera crew to shoot the big cat in a new 2010 version of Tigger and Pooh, a spokesperson for the channel said that they had already got enough footage of Pooh when they brought us coverage of the Springboks perfomance thus far in the Tri Nations rugby!

ANCYL leader Julius Malema, earlier this week allayed fears that there is an imminent split within his organisation. He went on to say, "As soon as we work out whether the tiger has black stripes or orange stripes we will have everything back to normal". Although he did admit that - "We are going to call for an inquiry committee to be set up to tell us why the tiger is not Black and White... and yes, we are going to test the race of the animal and we will also administer a gender test on the cat"

Brett Kebble wanted to die so badly that he waited for his killer to return three times with a loaded gun according to the murderer, boxer Michael Schultz, who has turned state witness. Why not just off himself by himself? Did he really ask for somebody to pull the trigger... so many times? That's pretty much where the defense is taking this case...

The Johannesburg Stock Exchange has for the second time in one month delayed a start in trading due to what they call 'technical glitches'- We proposed a name change for the JSE - Johannesburg Stop Exchange - and in the spirit of all things South African, the entitlement mentality means that Dr. Mike Sutcliffe wants to take ownership of that proposed name change!

The sardines are here and so is the Durban July - this year there is a horse called Goat! The ruling party and Dr. Sutcliffe claim to have no responsibility in naming that poor animal - and for that matter no current state head claims fathering Goat either!

The Reitz 4 will not end up going to prison for what they did in 2007 as their young psychotic minds are in readiness to enter parliament and forget about the World Cup legacy of this year - 2010 will be remembered for the number of air disasters which have taken place...

Enjoy the races and if you find any round stones at Greyville race course this weekend - chances are its what the goat leaves behind from its behind!!!

Peace!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Titanic

Here's the latest pic of the Titanic which we talked about on the show....

A team of scientists will launch an expedition to the Titanic next month to assess the deteriorating condition of the world's most famous shipwreck and create a detailed three-dimensional map that will "virtually raise the Titanic" for the public.The expedition to the site 4km beneath the North Atlantic is billed as the most advanced scientific mission to the Titanic wreck since its discovery 25 years ago.The 20-day expedition is to leave St John's, Newfoundland, on August 18 under a partnership between RMS Titanic Inc, which has exclusive salvage rights to the wreck, and the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution in Massachusetts.


Thursday, July 22, 2010

Weekly Round Up - 22 July 2010

The Games South Africans Play

Its entirely up to you to decide whether South Africans are a bunch of walnuts, broccoli or mushrooms!!!

What good is it observing Nelson Mandela day when in the last week an old couple from the Kwa- Zulu Natal south coast was murdered and stuffed in the booth of their car,
when Kya Sands erupted in xenophobic violence with 16 people being attacked and calls for the army to be brought in,
farm-attackers set free by the court because of a botched investigation in Hartswater; a man in PE killed by robbers, his body, alongside his beaten up elderly parents, locked in a freezer; a toddler in KZN having his penis cut off and his tongue cut out, probably for muti, left for dead in KZN. Teachers abandoning the classrooms for the looming strike, this in the wake of the proud declaration that more than 9 000 KZN science teachers are unqualified to teach their subject, and presumably the highlight in the observances and reasons why we propagate the values of Madiba - we now hear that Zindzi Mandela was attacked in the evening of Mandela day in her driveway... Tsch Tsch Tsch!!!

Yes- South Africa is back and whatever your game- the sounds of the vuvuzela has been replaced with the rampant cries of fear, pain and loss from victims of violence and of course the gunfire of unlicensed firearms...

Well done to Louis Oosthuizen on his British Open victory - but more so, well done on his caddy Zack Rasego who managed to save his job after this victory. No strike action could have saved him, no muti, no BEE policy - it was just up to his skill and how he advised Louis that earned him in excess of R900K and the chance to keep his job... Rasego's example should be spoken of in this context in the media and perhaps the rest of the trade unions and their members in this country will realise that with a little hard work- the rewards will follow...

Lets hope that common sense breaches faster than that whale in Table Bay, when it breached onto the vessel Intrepid, and we can get back to being a dignified people in a country ruled by the values of a Madiba rather than the madmen who currently hold rein.

Peace!

Thursday, July 8, 2010

08 July Weekly Roundup

The cries of despair from all around Germany could probably be heard in South Africa as a "psychic" octopus called Paul tipped Spain on Tuesday to beat Germany in the football World Cup semi-final. The eight-legged oracle who has successfully predicted all five of Germany's games in South Africa, carefully weighed up the two teams, before plumping for Spain, prompting anguished groans amongst many a German!!!

There was a moment when all of Germany thought that Paul may have been munching on some other kind of weed from Amsterdam instead of sea weed - but behold the oracle, it has spoken and pointed in eight directions!
Viva Espana! - Although an all European World Cup final on the African continent- it will be a deserved one for both teams who provided spectators amazing football.

Its been an unlikely time for South African media who's reporting seemingly has turned from specialist crime reporters to only the world cup! It is as if something is missing this past month- where are the reports of the cash heists, the rapes, the murders- all except for Jackie Selebi who is all likelihood will appeal his ruling and no bookie will give you odds that he will not receive the same treatment as Schabir Shaik...

Too many VIP's in Durban and the air traffic control at King Shaka Airport cannot cope with the number of aircraft's into the city on the last semi final day. Certainly not a good reflection for a city hoping to win the Olympic bid...


A few days ago we were treated to visuals of the great machine gun on the soccer pitch- proving yet again that he is as virile as a man half his age as he ran, dribbled, shot and fell... Yes, State President Jacob Zuma shed his suit for a soccer kit and well... danced his way in hope of being awarded the coveted title of FIFA 2010 World Cup- Player of the Year.

Finance Minister Pravin Gordhan is to scrutinise the purchase of World Cup tickets by government departments, public enterprises and municipalities. What good is that going to do as we will still have to pay for it in our increased rates/ electricity/ water...???
Paris Hilton was arrested in Port Elizabeth with a friend for smoking marijuana at a World Cup match. The charges against her were dropped... apparently after she promised to build a Hilton Hotel in the windy city and thanked the authorities for being also being the friendly city!

South Africa’s 800m women’s world champion Caster Semenya has said that she does not “love athletics” nor is she “very excited” about participating again. “I don’t think I’ll ever be able to say that I love athletics,” she said at Tukkies where she did a fitness test on Wednesday. “I love playing soccer. The main reason I participate in athletics is because I know I can run really fast and prefer individual sports above team sports. Ahem - whats wrong with this??? After that long 11 month wait for testing and test results- this is what we hear? I presume taking one for the team is certainly out of the question with Semenya!

Rumors of Xenphobic attacks after the World Cup, a new phishing scam that uses the logos of the Banking Association SA and the SA Revenue Service has been uncovered, a man shot in his home in Honeydew after disturbing intruders and a R230 000.00 diamond is stolen from the Jack Friedman jewelery store in Sandton City... Sounds like things are returning to normal in South Africa...

Lets wait for next week to see who goes on strike first...

Peace

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Back to the Future

Today is the day that Marty McFly arrived in the future after hitting 88mph in a pimped out Delorean in 1985. The only question is, where is my hover skateboard?

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Friday, June 18, 2010

28 May Weekly Roundup

FEEL IT... IT IS OVER!!!

Well for Bafana Bafana anyways! If there was going to be a loss to Uruguay I was hoping it would be no more than 1-0. Perhaps my expectations were too high as is my spirit for the World Cup - which mind you is mirrored by the rest of the nation. Massimo Busacca, the Swiss referee who officiated over Bafana’s loss to Uruguay has taken more flack than there were supporters left at Loftus before the final whistle was blown.

Quick to respond, the authorities want South Africans to continue supporting the WC. The focus seems to have turned away from the results of last nights match with France and Mexico where the Mexicans feasted with escargot in their enchiladas... This means that we are the first host nation in the history of the WC to be knocked out in the initial round!!! How very embarrassing!

Rumor has it that the BEE policy is being looked at within the national team. SAFA accepts no responsibility what so ever!

There is so much more to WC to talk about -
* Bafana Bafana finally admitted that they could not hear one another on the pitch after suffering hearing damage as a result of the Vuvuzelaaargh. * Security guards being paid a measly R190 for a 12 hour shift at the stadiums. Is that the price to pay for safety from terrorism at the World Cup? * There has not been much mention of the "PAY- AS- YOU- DRIVE"traffic fines which the tourists are forking out
- but FEEFA has embargoed this blog and further comment will result in international exposure of this blog as they have done for Bravaria.

Fortunately this blog is in GREEN and not ORANGE!

Big Up and thanks for the birthday wishes this week - much appreciated.

Peace

PS: Some people think that the Mexican wave is cooler than anything!!! Well, in Sowth Afreeka we have the Vuvuzela - the Mexican wave lasts only a few minutes... ear damage lasts a lifetime!!!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

10 June Weekly Roundup

It was a calm relatively cool Wednesday. Parts of South Africa was enjoying the last of the sunny warmth as winter etched ever closer to our nose, toes and fingertips... The euphoria of the 2010 World Cup has for some prolonged the miserable cold.

And then as the hour struck 12, there was an explosion of noise... from Somerset to Sandton, every person was of of the impression that they were able to hold the blue notes like Miles Davis or Kenny G - trouble was that it was not a saxophone they were blowing into... It was the Vuvuzelaaaaargh!!!!

The latest is as per the pic on the left, Mr. Blatter wanting to add more to the FIFA coffers before he leaves SA in mid July. Apparently the Pay for Blow tax has a lot of employees in the worlds oldest profession very worked up!!!

Heres some interesting facts: In its annual financial report, published in March, FIFA said it had made a profit of 196 million dollars in 2009 and amassed 1.061 billion dollars in reserves. And then there is the matter of SARS not taxing FIFA on customs, duties and VAT - FIFA is blowing their horns straight to the bank!!!!

Having said that- I am delighted that the WC has taken place here on African soil! Think about it... in the 16 years of democracy- if the billions was not spent on improving infrastructure, just how many politicians and Tendrepreneurs pockets would it have lined?????

Tomorrow's opening match has overshadowed the Mrs. Zuma's bodyguard escapades, the Portugese journo's who were robbed this week or the price of fish!!! Not even Shakira's honest hips would put a damper on this proud moment...

Get ready as we celebrate the World Cup - the winning national team gets to hold the cup, but only FIFA will be drinking from it...

Peace

Sunday, June 6, 2010

South Africanisms

Following is an A-Z glossary of other typical terms or expressions found in South African English, which is heavily influenced by the country's 10 other languages.

Ayoba – A slang word for cool that has been made into a World Cup refrain by sponsor MTN, which has incorporated "ayoba" into all its advertising, e.g. "We don't say 'ole', we say 'ayoba!'"

Babalas – Hangover, taken from the Zulu word 'isibhabalazi'. Usually treated with a sachet of Grandpa (a local headache powder).

Cooldrink – A chilled soda or a euphemism for a bribe. e.g. "If you buy me cooldrink, I'll forget about that speeding fine."

Dagga – (pronounced dach-ha) Marijuana.

Eish! – (pronounced aysh) An expression of surprise/resignation, e.g. "Eish, I'm so broke."

Fong Kong – A Chinese counterfeit, e.g. a fong kong football jersey or takkies (runners).

Geyser – It's got to do with hot water alright, but it's the hot water tank in a house, not a spring.

Howzit/heita – (pronounced heyta) "How are you?" in English and a mix of Afrikaans and Xhosa.

Is it/izzit? – An expression of surprise, used even when the preceding statement did not include the verb "to be", e.g. "Brazil first play North Korea" or "I have a toothache." Response: "Is it?"

Just now/now now – Denote varying levels of urgency. Phoning someone "now now" is sooner than "now" or "just now" but not as soon as "right now."

Kugel – A middle-class Jewish girl or woman from northern Johannesburg, who speaks with a nasal voice and is preoccupied with her appearance

Lekker – From the Afrikaans word for delicious, meaning nice or fun, e.g. "We had a lekker time last night."

Muti – A catch-all term for African medicinal remedies and rituals. Footballers can use muti to bring bad luck on a rival team.

Ne is it not so? – Used liberally by Afrikaans speakers for emphasis, e.g. "I went to the shop, ne, and I bought some milk, ne, and then I came home, ne...

Ouma – Afrikaans word for grandmother or old woman. Also the name of a brand of rusk.

Pap & stiff – Porridge made of maize. Pap 'n vleis (meat stew, pronounced flies) is the staple dish in townships.

Robot – Traffic lights, which you "jump" rather than go through, e.g. "Jump the robot and take a short (first) right." Jump a red robot though, and you will have to buy cooldrink.

Sharp sharp – Understood, agreed, sorted.

Tsotsi – A gangster or thug. Also the title of an Oscar-winning South African film about a robber in Johannesburg.

Umqombothi (pronounced um-kom-bow-tee, from Xhosa) – Popular cheap beer made of sorghum and maize.

Vuvuzela – Plastic trumpets blown by South African fans, which are being talked up as the 12th man of the host team because they have the effect of deafening their opponents

Woza – "Come" or "come on" in Zulu, e.g. "Woza 2010!"

Xhosa – One of South Africa's biggest ethnic groups and a language of the same name that is sprinkled with clicks. The "xh" in Xhosa is pronounced as a click.

Yebo – "Yes" in Zulu.

Zulu – South Africa's most populous nation and widely-spoken language.

Friday, May 28, 2010

28 May Weekly Roundup

Do Lions and other animals roam on the streets of SA?

This was a question by a European football fan earlier this week... Our response, not all the time and we sent off this picture...
Any South African will tell you that they have far worse fears than wild animals when they venture out on the streets of SA.

* In this week a 16 year old boy was allegedly stabbed by his 17 year old friend in Elsburg, Germiston.* The key witness in the Jub-Jub case is now asking for police protection.
* While pirates are kidnapping shipping crews, we have Nigerians in Kitchener Avenue,Jhb who are pulling of similar heists- A Brazilian businessman was duped into a 419 scheme and was held captive, tortured with an clothes iron... then there was the case of the South Korean businessman who shared a similar fate...
* The torching of a Metro Rail train and the allegation that it was the very people who work for Metro Rail


South Africa is a newspaper paradise because journalists need not even go looking for a story as they are always spoilt for choice.... hmmmm lets see, yesterday was crime, doom- today we'll report of gloom, strikes and tomorrow we will talk about corruption and poverty, the weekend special - oops I mean Extra will be about Malema and how it loves to kiss the broer!!!!!

Well done to Bafana Bafana- Soccer City came alive yesterday with around 90 000 people in support of the national team... 2-1 the final score and fans were jubiliant however many complained that their view of the pitch was obscured by Benny's Boep!!! Apparently he will now be nicknamed, Benny Tummy McCarthy for the World Cup.

Jeanet Mashimbyi, 29 and Lucky Mahlatsi, 25, appeared in the Johannesburg Magistrate's Court on yesterday for theft of something like R160 000 from the 5 Star Southern Sun hotel in Hyde Park. The cleaning ladies were arrested and could possibly face jail time... I know- it was a matter of time... Not only are tourists at risk, football stars are no different. This is not very Siyakhanya! Anyways this is how we officially welcome the world to the World Cup- Welcome to Africa!!! Where we nationalize the contents of your wallets!

"What do you call a French prostitude in Pakistan? La-whore.... "(Net Source)
Sanjay Leela Bhansali's next flick boasts of some phenomenal Bollywood names. The stunning star cast features... the beauties Aishwariya Rai Bachan, Kareena Kapoor and Preity Zinta!

Tentatively titled Heera Mandi, the project is said to be based on the infamous red light area in Lahore and has been under consideration for a while. Originally, the director had planned approaching Madhuri Dixit, Rani Mukherjee and Sonam Kapoor for the roles. But maybe the thought of bringing together Ash, Bebo and Priety in principal roles for the first time was too good to ignore? Or perhaps he was just playing safe with the current top faces.

Heera Mandi- is the famous red light area in the walled city of Lahore and one of the followers of this blog sent us this picture of the actual .... ahem hotel he stayed at!

PS: Is that a chicken tikka outlet on the ground floor?

Sooooooo - what have we learn't this week- Never try to profit on the prophet, there is no such thing as a Malawian gay, suicide bombers will not attack the world cup due to fears that they will be murdered in SA as soon as they step foot, Leon Shuster is back with the same gags in a new movie and the only reason why the authorities will not bring back the death penalty- is because nearly all of them will share in that fate....

Peace...

Monday, May 24, 2010

Ringtones....

Okay so I was thinking of cutting a few ring tones for your peeps.... I need some suggestions as to what songs you would like.... Leave your suggestions in the comments section at the bottom of this post and I will go through them...

Will have a few new ring tones posted on the blog by the end of this week

Peace!

Friday, May 21, 2010

21 May Weekly Roundup

Hello Folks...

The theme is seemly to make the strike action beeeger!!!! First Transnet, then Metrorail and now the possibility of the SANDF membaz!!! If Bafana Bafana is ever short of strikers in this World Cup - Utatu and Satawu seem to have more than Coach Alberto can count... and they come in different shapes and sizes so if fat is not what he is looking for - he has got more choice....
PS: these striking workers seem to forget that there are people in this country who are equally skilled/ unskilled and will be happy to do their job for even half the wage they are receiving at the moment!

Thanks to the high court interdict recently ol Juju has been rather quite - else he may have kicked up a fuss over the comedy show in London at the Royal Albert Hall called Bafunny Bafunny!!!!Eish- he is probably doing his math over and over again about how many BEE points the entourage of funnymen are who are performing in London!

In a time when we are just weeks away from the World Cup the hottest item of contention within the ruling party is about a song which they do not want banned!!!! Gwede ghoulishly grabbed the headlines again this week in claiming that there are legions of comrades who will attest to the "Kill the Boer"song as being part of the liberation struggle.... Ahem- as if just the word KILL is not bad enough!!!
okay so for the tourists visiting SA- Kill the Boer literally translates to KILL THE FARMER! So will the ANC ban this song after they have made all the land claims and all farmers in SA are non- white? I wonder.....?
As for my thoughts on the Human Rights Assoc and other organizations of similar distaste - why is it that they have not commented on the news of little Baby Marzaan Kruger who is now left blind? Comon judge - the child is only a year old!!!!! The perpetrators are booked and charged with the crime.... A fitting punishment for Maphosa and Nyantumbo should be to gouge out their eyes.... just to start with!!!!

So was Zapiro's cartoon (in Mail & Guardian) warranted at this crucial time when only days ago SAPS were reeling in shock that there was a terror threat by al-qaeda to the WC? Do followers have to have a sense of humor or does he need to get rid of his sense of stupidity?
(most of us self respecting South Africans are peace loving and detest any form of violence/ crime)

It was not more than two weeks ago that our good/ obviously very fertile president hopped onto a domestic flight to CT - yesterday he surprised commuters with a surprise visit to the Soweto BRT bus rank. Was he really there to see the service delivery for himself or to canvass for support in next years elections??? Well done Pres. and glad to see you are checking up on service delivery yourself...

By the way our first citizen was in Sasolburg yesterday where he asked South Africans to "be good for just four weeks" and that we should "forget our own problems for the moment and make other people at home in our country"- Tell that to the Kruger family Mr. President - or for that matter that little 5 year old girl (Little L) who was kept tied to a table leg in Etwatwa...

Take that to the bank when you go to change your R200 notes!!!

Peace!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Cornubia Contact

Hi peeps,

Please see below for the contact details of the people arranging the get together for ex- residents of Cornubia -

Beharath Ajodapersad: 032 5332238
Jayce (Dennis) Thulukanam: 0824615478/032 5333955

More details on the radio show....

Cheers
PS: If you're wondering about the naan, rice and curry on the side.... I just felt like it.....

Friday, April 23, 2010

How Fairy Tales Really End...

Snow White

Jasmin (Alladin)


Belle (Beauty and the Beast)


Sleeping Beauty


Little Red Riding Hood


Cinderella


The Little Mermaid









Thursday, April 22, 2010

1860 Indian Arrival in SA


As discussed on the show -

"The first set of indentured labourers were sent to the Natal Estate sugar farms. Most were allocated to an employee at Mount Edgecombe sugar estate. later houses were built for them in Cornubia, where most remaining families lived till the 80s. incidentally Cornubia Estate was established in 1870. its also located in whats now called mount edgccombe golf estate!!!

Anyway the children and grandchildren of our ancestors who lived in Cornubia are trying to arrange a function to get together and share experiences and memories of their childhood in cornubia. We are specifically looking for families that used to live in the area. "

- Get in touch with us and let us help the people from Cornubia come together... A lot of time has passed so family would have moved on, to other parts of South Africa as well as the world... There is a group of people who want to create a network of all the residents from that time. Please spread the word and lets assist together...

Tune into the radio show for more details...

Peace

Friday, April 9, 2010

POST YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS PICTURE


Meet Kal...

--- Im a free spirited, self-confessed chocoholic and shoe addict... My big dream in life is to travel the world and see as many exotic and beautiful places as i possibly can.... I dont take myself too seriously and i try to live in the moment. I adore being with my family and just generally having a good time.I am totally self indulgent so i try to laugh, eat and sleep as much as i can!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Friday, March 5, 2010

Pretty much how this work- week has been...... @#$%&!!!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Jump

Hey Yáll...

Here's the pix of the jump from the top of the Moses Mabhida Stadium....
You've got to climb 480 odds stairs which takes you to the ledge where you jump from 106m up and then swing across the pitch....
Next time I am going to do it, I am going to want more wind - What a rush!!!!!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

The First Ladies at the S-O-N-A

The First Ladies …. Aren’t they just too gorgeous!
Zuma obviously keeps them busy at night …..

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

SONA UPDATE

Okay - so Rushil (Follower of this Blog) sent me an e-mail asking me to update the blog - yeah yeah, I have been a lil slow these past few weeks....

Kinda hectic...

Its going to be an interesting week - J Z with his SONA!!!!!
As in State of the Nation Address and not some Indian Hoochy Mama who has number 6 on her _ _ _ _

Lets see - the usual should be taking place, Sin Taxes will go up again - and we party lovers will have to pay more to get our fix! Then there will be the usual account of all THE GOOD which has transpired in the last year and and a total disregard of the promises from election time such as to creating 5 million jobs for South Africans!

Okay - lets leave some for after the actual address.... and Yes it is ADDRESS and not UNDRESS!!!!!

Peace...

Thursday, January 28, 2010

W_O_R_K

The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life. Get help immediately.

Monday, January 25, 2010

New vs. Old

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new st ud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old f a r t, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.' The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young s t u d. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.' The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Roster is squalking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit..... third g a y rooster I bought this month.

' Moral of this story? . Don't mess with THE OLDER GENERATION age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!