Another week and another review... our usual demented way of looking at our world!!!Things which used to go bump in the night are no longer as scary as they used to be... What with all the talk of Cannibals wandering the streets of Durban this past week, terminally ill patients playing golf and more action off the pitch in South African soccer than on it!!!
Joel Santana has confessed that he cannot any longer steer the Bafana Banfana ship as the sound of the irritating Vuvuzela's are more confusing than him trying to work out a 4-4-2-1 strategy with his team! A source close to Santana revealed that he does not want to stay on and after the World Cup have to change his name to Joel Bafana!
In other football related news, Liverpool fans have comfortably acquired their excuse for the rest of the season... Come the end of the Premiership, they are going to blame it all on the beach ball!!! A British tabloid ran a story earlier this week that next season 2010, Carlsberg is going to sponsor the team with inflatable/ blow up dolls!! Tsch Tsch Tsch...
Shabir Schaik - the terminally ill and medically paroled ex advisor to the now president was seen playing golf earlier this week. Perhaps a lower handicap means something in the hereafter? Well done, once he receives his presidential pardon, he may as well turn PRO! Word from the caddy's on the course was that he tampered with his scorecard on the day... But the other golfers decided to schaik it off and continue with the round.
It is rumored that there is going to be a sequel to Paris Hilton's raunchy, "One night in Paris"- The proposed name for it is "One Nathi in Paris"and yes as in the colors of the SAP - it will be bluer than the original. The budget is said to be around R235 000 to R250 000 but it all depends on whether it will be shot in Cape Town (Table Bay Hotel) or Durban (Hilton).
A New York based transport consultant is quoted as saying that "Johanesburgs BRT (bus rapid transport) system is world class with the cleanest buses in the world" - right on Jozie! You rock!.. pity about the homes for the aged in the CBD of Jhb... They are living with no hot water, deification, filth and nothing is being done... One 83 year old who spoke on condition of anonymity, "All the old folk here have had heart attacks, I don't think it would be long before I have mine, just look at this place"
Chris de Burg is on the show this afternoon - What an amazing guy! Ever so humble and the perfect gentleman. Be sure to catch the interview and then next week, the Bollywood playback singer, Shaan is going to be on as well... Oh ya, if you do catch this blog regularly then allow me to give you the heads up on a new website for all you sport boffs out there - www.xssport.co.za
Go check it out....
Enjoy the weekend, play some golf, tell Schabir I said 'Hi' if you see him and ask him to return my money! No television this weekend as all the channels are carrying REPEATS (AGAIN)!!!! And in theeeeeeeeeeeeee spirit of that one which is freeeeeeeeeeeeeee - here is the ringtone to the song from the movie ROCKY!!!!!
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"Yo Adrian" - wait for me.......
Peace...
