WARNING
Santa is going to be auditioning for the role of FAT BASTARD in the next Mike Myers production... Cut him some slack.... in fact cut him some fruits and give him a salad - after all these years doesn't he think that he's been setting a bad example - I mean just look at the stats on obesity!!!
"Ho Ho Ho" - said Santa, "Where where where???" asked Tiger Woods. And so the story goes... He's off on his mega yatch with friends and which seagulls claim with his mistress Rachel!!! Elin headed home to Sweden for the holidays, with the kids and the egg nog.
Too many losses this year - MJ, most world economies and now more recently - Brittany Murphy... Word is that she had a similar problem like MJ with prescription drugs... If that caused her cardiac arrest - then I am just a Clueless as you are...
National Enquirer is reporting that Oprah is quitting her show because she may be dying!!! What from all that dieting she has been trying??? Its horrid that stuff like that sells magazines/ newspapers... but we do have it here in SA as well....
So Gareth Cliff has been asked to apologise for saying what everybody else was thinking? Big Up Dawg... Keep on serving breakfast with beetroot salad and SA will continue lapping it up! SAA Airlink has been given a lift, Over 40 babies born on Christmas morning in South Africa and more deaths on our roads than the stats show!!! And if the Pope is not even safe from attack over Christmas - what makes you think that you are any different?
The Proteas/ English test match is set to kick off at Kingsmead Durban - everybody knows that the winner will be the rain!
Have yourself a merry little Christmas and keep it safe...
Another wet Christmas, off to spend some quality family time - and my Christmas wish, somebody retire the old man and hope that the 2010 Santa looks like the one below.....
OOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
