This was a question by a European football fan earlier this week... Our response, not all the time and we sent off this picture...
Any South African will tell you that they have far worse fears than wild animals when they venture out on the streets of SA.* In this week a 16 year old boy was allegedly stabbed by his 17 year old friend in Elsburg, Germiston.* The key witness in the Jub-Jub case is now asking for police protection.
* While pirates are kidnapping shipping crews, we have Nigerians in Kitchener Avenue,Jhb who are pulling of similar heists- A Brazilian businessman was duped into a 419 scheme and was held captive, tortured with an clothes iron... then there was the case of the South Korean businessman who shared a similar fate...
* The torching of a Metro Rail train and the allegation that it was the very people who work for Metro Rail
South Africa is a newspaper paradise because journalists need not even go looking for a story as they are always spoilt for choice.... hmmmm lets see, yesterday was crime, doom- today we'll report of gloom, strikes and tomorrow we will talk about corruption and poverty, the weekend special - oops I mean Extra will be about Malema and how it loves to kiss the broer!!!!!
Well done to Bafana Bafana- Soccer City came alive yesterday with around 90 000 people in support of the national team... 2-1 the final score and fans were jubiliant however many complained that their view of the pitch was obscured by Benny's Boep!!! Apparently he will now be nicknamed, Benny Tummy McCarthy for the World Cup.
Jeanet Mashimbyi, 29 and Lucky Mahlatsi, 25, appeared in the Johannesburg Magistrate's Court on yesterday for theft of something like R160 000 from the 5 Star Southern Sun hotel in Hyde Park. The cleaning ladies were arrested and could possibly face jail time... I know- it was a matter of time... Not only are tourists at risk, football stars are no different. This is not very Siyakhanya! Anyways this is how we officially welcome the world to the World Cup- Welcome to Africa!!! Where we nationalize the contents of your wallets!
"What do you call a French prostitude in Pakistan? La-whore.... "(Net Source)
Sanjay Leela Bhansali's next flick boasts of some phenomenal Bollywood names. The stunning star cast features... the beauties Aishwariya Rai Bachan, Kareena Kapoor and Preity Zinta!
Tentatively titled Heera Mandi, the project is said to be based on the infamous red light area in Lahore and has been under consideration for a while. Originally, the director had planned approaching Madhuri Dixit, Rani Mukherjee and Sonam Kapoor for the roles. But maybe the thought of bringing together Ash, Bebo and Priety in principal roles for the first time was too good to ignore? Or perhaps he was just playing safe with the current top faces.
Heera Mandi- is the famous red light area in the walled city of Lahore and one of the followers of this blog sent us this picture of the actual .... ahem hotel he stayed at!
PS: Is that a chicken tikka outlet on the ground floor?Sooooooo - what have we learn't this week- Never try to profit on the prophet, there is no such thing as a Malawian gay, suicide bombers will not attack the world cup due to fears that they will be murdered in SA as soon as they step foot, Leon Shuster is back with the same gags in a new movie and the only reason why the authorities will not bring back the death penalty- is because nearly all of them will share in that fate....
Peace...
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