Weekly Round Up - 21 July 11

Hello and welcome to another WEAKLY Roundup.... yes, I know it has been a while... What every union member thinking that they stand a winning chance on DANCE YOUR BUTT OFF (tv show.... and with a name like that???? I dunno!!!)- all these strikes, the incredible antics of our political players and Mandela Day.... there has been nothing to do but sit back and enjoy the stand up/ sit in/ down tools life in SA.....

Whether you vote for it or not - it will happen.... Malema Day will be upon us albeit one day ("One day is One Day")- and whether it will cost 16 million or more.... we will pay for it!!!! That is because you are too proud - allow me to elaborate:
* You will not take up arms
* You will not Kill
* You will not call for Nationalisation of the tea room which used to exist around the corner
* You will speak to your elders with disrespect
* You will not sing that song which calls for shooting of famers

Aaaaah yes - there he is sitting in his mansion, all 16 million rands worth sipping blue lable at 10am watching the celebration of MALEMA DAY at Greenpoint Stadium with a certain Helen'a doing her version of the gum boot dance which will shock even Black Umfolozi (dance group), all the while his gardener Juliaas is busy munching down on last nights pork chop with a loaf of bread.... and the other 16 million poor sods who voted for him are shivering, cold and hungry in their 1.6 meter shack!!!
The irony - well the irony is not shocking as Eishkom cut the power.... again!!!

Forget about going in to your favorite burger franchise - they DO NOT serve MINI MAC's... or apples for that matter.... Newer versions of apple's Macbook Air and Mac Mini were launched on Wednesday this week. Looking at the launch prices- I'd say that this was definitely no Happy Meal :)

As the Currie Cup heads into its second round, the pressure is firmly on traditional powerhouses, Western Province and the Blue Bulls. The Sharks however are still celebrating their weekends victory against the Bulls with leftover sardines which they bought from Batchu on the side of the N2. Batchu was on his way fishing when he stopped by the side of the road to tie down his fishing rob on his roof when a couple of sharks pulled in said, "ekse laarnie, make a price for the sardines and we'll take them all" - to which Batchu obviously did and sold off his bait....
The Sharks take on the Puma's this weekend in Nelspruit in the second leg of the Currie Cup.

We could go on.... but... the weekend starts on a Thurs night between 8-10pm on my radio show..... So......Changes coming to the radio show - less song requests more messages. Some dabbling in this and that and hopefully a brand new show in Aug......

You are welcome to make suggestions....

Peace...