Happy Holidays

Tis the season to go Jolling... well you know what I mean...

While parts of the northern hemisphere is experiencing a white Christmas, parts of South Africa is experiencing a wet Christmas!!! There are still morons oooops I mean motorists who cannot practice caution in such weather... I witnessed a horrid accident at Argyle Road (traffic signals yesterday evening) - grey golf III and a chappy on a scooter!!! All I can say is that there was not much of the scooter left afterwards!!! There goes his festive season celebratons and for that matter, his family's- who will be spending their time hoping he gets better soon...

A persons stupidity on the road has longer lasting consequences that one cares to consider... Okay - tis the season to be jolly so we are going to find some inspiration from Santa's helper (pictured) - and if she really works at the North Pole, I am sending my CV!!!!

From strippers to video tapes, the TIGER is not yet out of the WOODS! Considering that injury to his knee- I suppose now we know the required safety precautions to take when choosing doggy or tiger style!!! PS: There's some talk of a tiger cub somewhere.... his lovechild!!!

Julius Malema is feeling rejected and whats worse is that he claimed to be the voice of the very people who BOOOOO'd him this week...

You and I (as tax paying South Africans) have paid for a Porsche Cayenne this year!!! And as expected an MP will be driving it. Hlengiwe Mkhize, deputy minister of correctional services, thinks this vehicle will help rid her dept of corruption!

Bafana Bafana are already blaming the movie INVICTUS for their forthcoming poor performances at the World Cup - They want a sequel which has nothing to do with the Springboks!
And staying with movies, a newly formed union govenring arts in SA say's that they want to have more South African actors play roles of South African icons! Apparently Whoopi Goldberg was far too good attractive to play the role of Winne M Mandela in a soon to be shot movie!

Pick n Pay workers are picketing this week while SAA Airlink staff tried to crook an online poll as to whether you would use the airline!!! These are indeed exciting times and we can look foward to an eventful festive season!!!

Here's the link for you to download the ringtone to my current favorite song, "Let's all go to Mumbai City..."

http://www15.zippyshare.com/v/81906462/file.html

Peace...