No Net = No Blog :(

Whus up Peeps??? Yeah I been missing in action... well on the blog anyways!!! Would you believe - 3GB cap is insufficient for me... So there, now you know my reason for not being able to post new stuff for the last few days...

Anywho...

Its time to review this week...

Interesting week for several people and more so the Proteas. Was it that dose of all that Standard Bank 20 20, IPL 20 20 & World Cup 20 20 that has left us in a seeming daze which makes 50 overs cricket look like a 5 day test match??? I wonder if you feel equally bored!!!! Well a few days more and we get into the quarter/ semi & finals of the Champions Trophy... And unless the Proteas stop emulating Bafana Bafana as they did on the opening day against Sri Lanka, we should be in for some top cricket!

Took it all off.... eh well, took my top off.... wait that's still not right... Had my head shaven, (see previous blog about my gran) - so if you see me, please dont repeat what Rushil Mistry did - i.e. "Heita my guzzie?? Hoes dit vying??? lets kry 'n few qwartz 'n maak 'a sloop"

Leonard Chunene is off the hook and who will be the new SAFA Boss??? Sport and Politics... certainly does go hand in hand in SA! Should I say Hand in Hand or will I have to get some sort of test carried out to see if this is the right hand or left hand, or perhaps if this is a male or female hand, or perhaps if this hand is that hand or that hand is this hand... any which way, nobody's gonna give me a hand!!! And who's asking for a hand out anyway??? Watch the press and we will find out next week...

There was talk of legailsing DAGGA and then there was the 10th annual Cosatu congress... JZ was not present so nobody sang/ toi-toi'ed to Umshini Wami but reports have surfaced that there was some Snoop Dogg played and everybody got high, everybody got high, everybody got highhhhhhhhhhh....

From high to low, in fact so low that an SAA Airlink Jetstream aircraft crashed into a school in Merebank. It was rumored that the pilot could no longer stand the foul smell as he flew over the refinery and other rumors were that it was a lame attempt to take the flight attendant back to school!!! Whats strange is that how do you get hit by a plane while you are standing on the ground working as we are lead to believe as a municipal worker???? Or were you at the congress and you are still high?????? Our heartfelt sympathy to the injured... really!!!!

This just in - Engineers say that the cause of the plane crash could have been the smoke caused by all the braai-ing which took place on National Braai Day! Apparently Aunty Maliga was busy preparing some Aathilla/ Moonda (sheep head)....

Religious organisations are complaining and sending a petition to Govt. that National Braai Day should not be observed during Navaratri/ Purtassi. You are welcome to leave your comments...

Hey, I have got to stop writing now... apparently Ravi Govender reads this blog often. Contrary to what you know he is actually rather cheeky and threatens to spank me everytime I step out of line... Fortunately for me, the SPCA provides me with protection! Thanks Rav- good seeing you again and be sure to catch his column when he POST's it on Wednesdays and his radio show on Friday's.

Have a rocking weekend and I am looking foward to mixing it up for you on the radio tomorrow night between 9 & midnyt!!!

Peace...